Hey Analysis
10 responses to your 10 reasons why the US is better than Canada
10) Canadians truly couldn't give a damn about the Queen
9) Who won the Gold Medal in both Men's and Women's Hockey?
8)Thats because the American Empire hijacked the NHL
7)Rich people don't like to wait
6)More heat in the US means more smog therefore, Canada has cleaner air and is subsequently better
5)Baseball sucks and the majority of Canadians are opposed to that pseudo-sport
4)A Low Canadian dollar means a more competitive economy
3)See #8 but replace NHL with football
2)Because they have falled for the lie that is America
1)HA! you americans are foolish, we are too apethetic to have a civil war and Quebec separatism is decreasing especially with the election of the Quebec Liberal Party (a right-center-left party) Atlantic Canada has oil and potential for tourism and filming. The American Empire will fall before the US takes over Canada
And another thing, Canada is a Dominion of the British Empire therefore I am proud to say that the British Empire (which includes canada) kicked your ass at Queenston Heights and burnt down your White House.